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Why did the scarecrow win the argument? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the smartphone win the argument? It had a good sense of touch, always hitting the right points!
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Why did the argument bring a ladder? It wanted to reach a higher level of disagreement!
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Why did the argument cross the road? To prove it had a valid point on the other side!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm in an argument, and boy, am I kneaded!
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Why don't arguments ever go to the gym? Because they always end up losing their sense of balance!
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Why don't scientists argue about atoms? Because they make up everything!
Argument Over Nothing
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Ever notice how arguments start? It's like, Honey, did you take out the trash? And suddenly it's World War III, but with more drama and fewer missiles.
The I'm Right Argument
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Ever been in an argument where someone insists they're right? They could be debating the color of the sky, and they'd still find a way to say, Well, according to my research on cloud hues...
The Text Argument
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Texting during an argument? That's like trying to diffuse a bomb with emojis. Hey, honey, instead of defusing this, let's send 50 laughing emojis and hope for the best.
The Silent Argument
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You know it's serious when you're having an argument, and it suddenly becomes a staring contest. Whoever blinks first loses, but also gets to leave the room first. Double-edged sword, folks.
The Food Argument
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Ever argue about food? Pizza or burgers? That's not an argument; that's a blessing. But try debating pineapple on pizza? You'll end up with a divided nation faster than any political debate.
The Argumentative Pet
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Arguing with a pet? Good luck. You're there like, No, Fido, you can't eat the couch! And Fido's just there like, Watch me. He's got four legs; you can't outmaneuver that!
The Argumentative Weather
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Ever tried arguing with the weather? Rain again? Seriously? And Mother Nature's like, I've got 4 billion years of experience, and you're upset about a little drizzle?
Argument with Technology
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Arguing with technology is the worst. You're yelling at your phone, and Siri responds with, I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Yeah, Siri, you and me both didn't catch why you're not on my side!
The Argumentative Alarm Clock
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My alarm clock and I have a daily argument. It's time to wake up! No, it's time for five more minutes of denial and dreams where I'm a superhero.
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