5 Jokes For Argument

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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Married Life

The eternal struggle for dominance in the argument.
In an argument, my wife becomes a detective. She can find things that haven't been relevant since the Jurassic period. "Remember in 2003 when you forgot to take out the trash?

Parenting

The challenge of arguing with a tiny human who has a black belt in stubbornness.
The other day, my kid told me, "I want to be a lawyer when I grow up." I thought, "Well, you've already mastered the art of making a case for dessert before dinner.

Customer Service

Trying to remain polite while dealing with an infuriating customer.
I told a customer, "The customer is always right, but sometimes they're not right in the head." I haven't seen someone turn that shade of red since ketchup met mustard.

Sibling Rivalry

The never-ending battle for superiority and parental attention.
Siblings argue like lawyers in a courtroom. "I object! This bedroom is not big enough for the both of us!" The judge (aka Mom) usually rules in favor of exile to separate corners.

Office Politics

Navigating the minefield of workplace arguments without stepping on a career-ending explosive.
My colleague tried to argue that they deserved a promotion. I thought, "If arguing for a promotion were an Olympic sport, you'd be on the podium... in the 'Participation Ribbon' category.

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