8 Jokes About American English

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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I told my friend I'm fluent in American English. He said, 'Prove it – spell 'chocolate' without licking your lips!
I used to be a grammar cop, but I couldn't handle the tense situations. Now I'm a comedian – at least that way, I can always 'play on words'!
I told my English teacher I wanted to be a writer. She said, 'Don't just wish upon a star, use a semicolon – it's a stronger pause!
Why did the period go to therapy? It had too many issues with closure – it couldn't decide when to end things!
I used to be a poet, but I just couldn't make enough rhymes. So now I'm a rapper – at least that way, I can drop some 'grammar beats'!
Why did the dictionary go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment – it couldn't stick to one definition!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So now I'm teaching American English – at least that way, I can always make some 'cents'!
Why did the sentence go to therapy? It had too many issues with self-esteem – it couldn't find the right 'subject'!

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