5 Jokes About American English

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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My friend asked me if I could help him with his American English homework. I said, 'Sure, it's as easy as A-B-C-D-E-F-G – just remember, H-I-J-K!
I asked my American English teacher if she knew the secret to good writing. She said, 'You should always start a sentence with a capital idea!
My American English teacher said, 'The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese – grammar is all about timing!
I told my friend I'm studying American English. He said, 'That's the language where you spell 'color' without 'u' and 'neighbor' without 'u-haul'!
I told my computer I wanted to learn American English. It responded, 'Ctrl yourself, it's not a 'delete' decision!

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