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Dating Apps
Trying to find love online while navigating through a sea of questionable profiles.
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The app says to be honest about your interests. So, I wrote, "I enjoy long romantic walks... to the fridge. Swipe right if you're also looking for a snack partner with commitment issues.
Fitness Classes
Wanting a perfect body versus my love for snacks and Netflix.
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I signed up for a yoga class thinking it would be relaxing. Turns out, the only thing relaxed was my commitment to not eat cookies in the downward dog position.
Social Media
Creating a curated online persona versus the reality of my messy, unfiltered life.
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I posted a selfie and someone commented, "You're glowing!" I replied, "Thanks, it's the new filter called 'I haven't slept in three days.'" Who needs beauty sleep when you can have meme-worthy dark circles?
Family Gatherings
The pressure to impress relatives versus the reality of my dysfunctional family.
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My family has this tradition of sharing embarrassing childhood stories. I'm convinced they're just trying to see if I've blocked out enough trauma to still smile at the dinner table.
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