bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the monk start a band? They wanted to hit all the right notes and achieve inner harmony!
0
0
Why did the ranger bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
0
0
Why did the cleric start a gardening club? Because they wanted to cultivate divine plants!
0
0
Why did the lawful good adventurer always carry a pencil? To draw the line between right and wrong!
0
0
Why did the wizard become a comedian? They had a spellbinding sense of humor!
0
0
What do you call a rogue who wears plate armor? A contradiction in sneakiness!
0
0
Why did the bard always carry a map? Because they wanted to hit the high notes!
0
0
Why did the sorcerer open a bakery? Because they were really good at turning dough into something magical!
Symphony of Accordion Players
0
0
Alignments in life are like a symphony of accordion players. Some are in sync, following the notes like lawful conductors, while others are chaotic, creating musical chaos that only makes sense if you squint your ears.
Traffic Jam in a Zumba Class
0
0
Ever tried aligning yourself perfectly in life? It's like being stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of a Zumba class – everyone's moving to their own beat, and you're just trying not to step on anyone's toes!
Yoga Class vs. Roller Coaster
0
0
Have you ever tried to align your life perfectly? It's like trying to mix a yoga class with a roller coaster ride – one minute you're in downward dog, and the next, you're screaming through loop-de-loops!
Penguins in a Conga Line
0
0
Life's alignments are as varied as penguins trying to form a conga line. You've got the chaotic ones slipping and sliding everywhere, while the lawful ones are like, No, Carl, you can’t break the formation just because you heard Mambo No. 5!
Jigsaw Puzzle on a Rollercoaster
0
0
Finding life's alignment is like doing a jigsaw puzzle on a roller coaster. You start by trying to fit all the pieces perfectly, but suddenly you're upside down, and it's chaos. Yet, somehow, you end up with a masterpiece that's a little upside down itself.
Tightrope Walker with a Feather Duster
0
0
Alignments are like being a tightrope walker handed a feather duster – you aim for balance, but every step feels like you're either floating on air or about to clean up a mess. I’m just hoping my act ends with applause, not dust bunnies!
Straight-Laced Serendipity
0
0
You ever notice how people's alignment in life is like their internet connection? Some are chaotic and unpredictable, while others are lawful and as rigid as a cat's morning routine. Me? I'm like a tangled slinky trying to find its balance in a world of straight-laced serendipity.
Weather Forecast in a Game of Twister
0
0
Life's alignment is as predictable as a weather forecast in a game of Twister. You might think you know where things are heading, but suddenly, you're spinning on one foot, your hand on red, and it's chaos with a high chance of awkward falls.
GPS in a Maze
0
0
Alignments are like giving a GPS to someone lost in a maze. You can either choose the chaotic let's see where this goes setting or the lawful stick to the labyrinth guidelines option. Me? I accidentally choose the scenic route every time and end up in the souvenir shop.
Cosmic Traffic Lights
0
0
Alignments are like the universe's way of organizing humanity. You got your chaotic folks zooming through life like they’re late for the apocalypse, and then there are those lawful types who wait for cosmic traffic lights to turn green even when they're in a spaceship!
Post a Comment