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The OCD Tour Guide
Guiding Through a City of Crookedness
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I told my tourists, "Follow me, and you won't get lost." Well, they didn't get lost, but now they're all disoriented from my over-enthusiastic pointing.
The Overly Enthusiastic Yoga Instructor
Balancing the Zen and the Zany
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I told my students, "Find your center!" Now, half of them are in therapy because they realized their center is a bag of potato chips.
The Perfectionist Chef
Precision in a Kitchen of Chaos
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My kitchen is so aligned; even the roaches move in a straight line. I guess they're food critics, practicing their walk of shame after a midnight snack.
The Strict Dance Instructor
Choreographing Chaos
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My students must have perfect alignment. I once yelled at a dancer, "Your moves are all over the place!" They replied, "Well, you did say this was the Chaotic Cha-Cha.
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