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Why did Alex Jones become a gardener? He wanted to expose the root of all evil!
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I told Alex Jones he should start a bakery. He said, 'But then who will spread the conspiracy dough?
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Alex Jones tried to become a chef, but every dish turned into a conspiracy stew – too many secret ingredients!
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Why did Alex Jones start a band? He wanted to make music that really 'resonated' with the masses!
Alex Jones, the DIY Expert
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I bet Alex Jones has his own DIY show. Today, we're making a bunker out of recycled aluminum and fear-mongering. Tune in next week when we construct a tinfoil hat that also doubles as a Wi-Fi blocker!
Alex Jones' Weather Forecast
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I'd love to see Alex Jones as a weatherman. Folks, grab your umbrellas! Not for rain, though. The sky's crying because the New World Order forgot their sunscreen!
Alex Jones' Life Hacks
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Imagine Alex Jones giving life hacks. Hey folks, tired of your electronics being tracked? Just wrap your phone in seven layers of tinfoil, bury it in the backyard, and whisper 'globalists be gone' at midnight!
Alex Jones - The Human Conspiracy Theory
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You ever notice how Alex Jones sounds like a guy who always missed the memo? He's like, I've got the inside scoop, folks! Did you know water is turning the frogs... uh, I forgot where I was going with this.
The Alex Jones Diet Plan
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If Alex Jones had a diet plan, it'd be the wildest thing. Step 1: Avoid chemicals in the water. Step 2: Chew on a tinfoil hat for extra protection. And finally, Step 3: Run from the Illuminati!
Alex Jones and the Tale of the Supermarket Checkout
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Alex Jones at the grocery store must be a sight. He's probably there, holding up the line, going, You think this is a 2-for-1 deal? Wake up, sheeple! This is the globalist agenda at work!
Alex Jones' Sleepover Tips
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Can you imagine having a sleepover at Alex Jones' place? Alright, kids, gather 'round the campfire. It's storytime! Tonight's tale: 'The Government Stole My Blanket - And Other Bedtime Horrors.'
Alex Jones' Dating Advice
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If Alex Jones gave dating advice, it'd be a mess. When on a date, always carry a spare tinfoil hat. You never know when your date might turn out to be a deep-state agent!
Alex Jones' Conspiracy Cafe
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I heard Alex Jones opened a café. The menu's a riot. You ask for a regular coffee, and suddenly, he's like, You want regular or the one that'll REALLY open your eyes to the lizard people controlling the stock market?
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