7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About age

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug and said, 'I love you, too.

At my age, 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot.

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, but my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not 80.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, much like when I tell people my real age!

I finally figured out why I'm always tired. It's because I've been alive since the 'good old days.

My memory is so good; I can remember my age even when I don't want to.

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