7 Jokes About Age

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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I'm not saying I'm old, but my childhood toys are now in a museum.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' It's like looking for my glasses and realizing they're on my head.
I'm not saying I'm old, but I remember when emojis were called hieroglyphics.
I asked my grandpa, 'Are you going to take a nap?' He said, 'No, I'm just changing the channel.
I asked my son if I was a procrastinator. He said, 'I'll tell you later.' Must run in the family!
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out.
I don't need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. It's called the 'I'm not sure what century it is' look.

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