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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Looks like I'll never hit escape again!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to rise again!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Maybe I'll try again!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Looks like I'll never hit escape again!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to rise again!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Maybe I'll try again!
Haunted Hobbies
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My ghost is so clingy; it's taken up hobbies. I walked into the living room, and there it was, trying to play the piano. I said, Listen, Casper, I appreciate the attempt at a haunting melody, but I'm trying to watch TV here.
Haunted WiFi
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My house is so haunted, even the ghosts are struggling with their internet connection. I caught one specter trying to update its spooky status on the afterlife social network. I said, If you can't get good WiFi in the afterlife, maybe you're haunting the wrong house.
Paranormal Payback
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I decided to get revenge on my ghost. So, every time I lose my keys, I blame it on the ghost. That's right, I'm haunting the ghost that's haunting me. It's like paranormal payback, with a touch of gaslighting.
Ghosts Anonymous
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I've been attending Ghosts Anonymous meetings. You know, a support group for people haunted by ghosts. We sit in a circle, sharing our ghostly encounters. Last week, one guy complained that his ghost doesn't even bother to wear a sheet anymore - just casual haunting.
Ghostbusters for Hire
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I'm thinking of starting a new business - Ghostbusters for hire. Not the professionals, just regular folks who are tired of ghosts messing with their stuff. We'll call ourselves the Specter Rejectors - because who you gonna call when you're tired of ghosts? Not those expensive professionals.
Déjà Boo
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You ever have that feeling like you've been haunted before? I've got a ghost in my life that's on repeat, like a supernatural Netflix binge. I call it Déjà Boo - because apparently, even ghosts believe in reruns.
Spiritual Squatters
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My ghost is like a spiritual squatter. I tried to kick it out, but it just gave me the ghostly version of side-eye and continued rearranging my furniture. I asked a medium for advice, and she said, Good luck; your ghost has squatter's rights.
Ghost vs. Roomba
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My ghost got into a fight with my Roomba. The Roomba kept trying to clean the floor, and the ghost was like, This is my territory! It was a supernatural showdown - the spirit of the afterlife against a vacuum cleaner. Guess who won? The ghost, because you can't suck up a ghost with a Roomba.
Ghost Therapy
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I thought about sending my ghost to therapy. Maybe it's just a misunderstood spirit, and it needs someone to listen. The therapist would be like, Tell me about your afterlife, and let's discuss why you feel the need to knock over my cereal box every morning.
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