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Updated on: Dec 08 2024

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The Disguised Superhero

Balancing a secret identity with a mundane job.
I was at the supermarket in my civilian clothes, and this guy asks, "Aren't you the guy who can fly?" I looked at him deadpan and said, "Nah, must be my doppelgänger. I can barely jump.

The Superhero on a Budget

Dealing with mundane issues when not saving the world.
Fighting crime is hard, but have you ever tried explaining to your landlord why your apartment got destroyed for the fifth time this month? "It's the cost of justice, man. Rent can wait.

The Alien Intern

Trying to fit in with human office culture.
Poor alien intern thought "Casual Friday" meant wearing his natural form. HR had to have a serious talk with him about the definition of "business casual." It's hard to look professional when you have tentacles.

The Zombie Life Coach

Trying to motivate the undead.
It's hard being a zombie life coach when your clients don't even have a pulse. "Today's affirmation: I am not just the walking dead; I am the walking slightly motivated.

The Forgetful Time Traveler

Trying to remember where they left their time machine.
Time travel is great until you forget where you left your keys, and you're stuck in the medieval era. "Hey, anyone seen a pair of keys made of, uh, future metal?

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