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Why did Adam Ant become a detective? He was great at solving ant-ique mysteries!
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Adam Ant decided to start a landscaping business. His slogan? 'We make yards ant-solutely beautiful!
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What did Adam Ant say to his friend who was feeling down? 'Cheer up, things will get ant-ter!
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Why did Adam Ant open a bakery? Because he wanted to make ant-astic pastries!
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Why did Adam Ant become a gardener? He wanted to help plants and ants grow together – it's a real ant-gagement!
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Adam Ant went to a costume party dressed as an insect. He won the prize for the best ant-semble!
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Adam Ant: The only guy who could make 'stand and deliver' sound like a demanding yoga pose. I tried it once, now my neighbors think I'm into bizarre fitness routines.
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Adam Ant's fashion sense is like my Wi-Fi signal - it comes and goes, and I'm never quite sure if it's working properly. But hey, at least I don't need a password to wear plaid pants.
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Adam Ant's love life is like a high school drama - full of rebellion, questionable decisions, and everyone wondering why he insists on wearing that pirate hat. It's like he's on a never-ending quest for booty, both kinds.
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I saw Adam Ant at the grocery store. He was in the produce section, looking at the apples. I wanted to ask if he found any 'Adam-ant' ones, but then I realized I might be the only one laughing at that joke.
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I asked Adam Ant for fashion advice once. He said, 'Dress for the job you want.' So now I'm unemployed, wearing a frilly shirt, and waiting for someone to pay me to be eccentric. Thanks, Adam.
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Adam Ant and I have something in common: we both believe in standing out. He does it with flashy costumes, and I do it by forgetting to mute myself on Zoom while singing 'Goody Two Shoes' in my living room.
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I tried to impress my date with some Adam Ant dance moves. Let's just say, 'Prince Charming' didn't work its charm, and now I'm banned from that particular karaoke joint. I guess they weren't ready for my 'ant'-ics.
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You know you're in trouble when your life choices start resembling an Adam Ant song. I found myself in a standoff with a sandwich at lunch, yelling, 'Don't you ever, don't you ever stop being delicious!'
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Adam Ant's autobiography is coming out soon. I hope there's a chapter on how to maintain that perfect 'new romantic' hair. Because, let's face it, my morning bedhead just doesn't scream 'post-punk heartthrob.'
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