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Adam Ant's fashion sense was on another level. I tried dressing like him once, but my friends just thought I raided the costume closet at a community theater. Not as glamorous as I thought.
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You know you're getting old when you hear an Adam Ant song on the classic rock station. I remember when "Goody Two Shoes" was cutting-edge, now it's sandwiched between Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones. Time flies when you're dancing like a dandy highwayman.
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I tried to impress my date by taking her to an Adam Ant tribute night. Turns out, she was expecting a romantic dinner, not a bunch of people in pirate hats singing "Prince Charming." Needless to say, there wasn't a second date.
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I found an old Adam Ant cassette in my attic the other day. It brought back memories of trying to rewind it with a pencil. Kids today will never understand the struggle of fixing your favorite tape with office supplies.
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I was listening to an Adam Ant song the other day, and it hit me – this guy was way ahead of his time. I mean, he was rocking the pirate look before it was cool. Captain Jack Sparrow owes him royalties.
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I saw a documentary about Adam Ant recently, and he said he wanted to be an ant because they're strong and work together. Meanwhile, I can't even get my friends to help me move a couch.
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I tried to introduce my niece to Adam Ant, thinking she'd appreciate the classics. She looked at me and asked, "Is he, like, an ancient TikTok influencer or something?" I suddenly felt like a musical archaeologist.
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You ever notice how Adam Ant is the only guy who can make the phrase "stand and deliver" sound cool? I tried it at the grocery store checkout, and they just looked at me like I was trying to steal their apples.
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Adam Ant's style was so unique; it's like he raided a thrift store in the 18th century. I tried the same, but all I got were weird looks and a pair of breeches that didn't fit.
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