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Action movies have more tropes than a cactus has needles. Like, how many times have we seen the hero walk away from an explosion without even flinching? It's become the unofficial cool-guy exit strategy! And the countdowns, oh man, every evil plan comes with a countdown. But why does the villain wait till the last three seconds to stop it? "Ah, let's make it suspenseful for the hero, shall we?
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You know what I love about action movies? They're like an alternate universe where the rules of reality take a holiday! Have you noticed how the hero can dodge a thousand bullets while the bad guys can't even aim straight? It's like the hero's wearing an invisible force field, and the bad guys are using stormtrooper marksmanship! And let's talk about those epic car chases. In any action movie, the streets suddenly clear up like it's a ghost town, except for the hero and the villain. It's like the entire population got a memo saying, "Hey, there's a car chase happening, let's evacuate the city for a bit!
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You ever notice how action heroes have this superpower of invincibility? They can survive explosions that should have turned them into human popcorn. I mean, they walk away from a blast looking like they just had a spa day! And don't get me started on the injuries they shrug off. They'll take a beating that would put the rest of us in the ICU, but after a quick pep talk, they're back on their feet, ready for round two!
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Can we take a moment to appreciate action movie dialogue? It's like they're allergic to normal conversation. The hero can't just say, "Hey, watch out!" No, it's always something like, "Duck, or you'll be the next potted plant in this room of chaos!" And the villain, oh boy, they have this knack for monologuing at the worst possible moment. "I will destroy you, but first, let me explain my entire evil plan in excruciating detail!
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