6 Jokes For Action Movie

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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I told my friend I’m making an action film about gardening. He asked what it’s called. I said, 'Die Hard with a Shovel.
I asked the action star if he could help me move. He said, 'Sure, I excel at action-packed scenes.
I watched an action movie with a super-fast protagonist. It was a real 'speed' thriller!
I tried to impress the action movie star with my karate skills. Let's just say, I kicked myself for it!
Why don't action movie stars make good chefs? Because they always over 'cook' the action!
Why don't action movie stars use elevators? They prefer to 'lift' the action themselves!

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