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Why did the mole go to school? Because he wanted to be a ground-breaking scientist!
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Why was the mole so good at chemistry? Because he understood the mole-ecular structure!
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What's a mole's favorite type of food? Anything that's subterranean-iously delicious!
Mole-nificent Transformations
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You know, moles are like the Transformers of the skin world. They start off as these innocent little dots, and then BAM! Next thing you know, they've transformed into these mole-nificent creatures with their own zip codes. I'm just waiting for mine to ask for rent.
Moley-wood Stars
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I was thinking, if moles were celebrities, they'd probably be the underappreciated ones. I can already imagine them at the Mole Awards, giving their acceptance speeches like, I'd like to thank my dermatologist for never making me feel unwanted. Seriously, though, forget Hollywood stars; let's give it up for Moley-wood stars!
Mole-pology 101
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I tried explaining to my friend that moles are just nature's way of giving us a little extra flair. He said, Yeah, well, Picasso had flair, but I don't see anyone trying to recreate his 'Cubist Pimple' phase. Touche, my friend, touche. Sometimes you just have to give a mole-pology for your facial art.
Mole-tivation Mondays
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I've started looking at my moles as my personal cheerleaders. Every Monday, they're there, reminding me that I've got this! It's like my face has its own motivational speaker circuit. I'm waiting for them to start a podcast, Mole-tivation Mondays: Embrace Your Spots and Rock Your Dots!
Mole-ten Lava Love
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I've got this mole on my neck that I swear is in a love affair with my collar. It's like, Move over, Adam and Eve, here comes Mole-ten Lava Love! I can just imagine them having late-night conversations about the mysteries of fabric and the meaning of thread count.
Mole-rassic Park
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I've got this one mole that's been with me so long; I think it's a distant cousin of dinosaurs. It's like a tiny time traveler from the Mesozoic Era, just chilling on my forehead. I call it my personal Mole-rassic Park. I'm just waiting for it to start humming the Jurassic Park theme song.
Mole-gical Mysteries
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You know, I'm convinced that moles are like tiny wizards on your skin. They appear out of nowhere, and you can't really figure out what they're up to. I mean, are they casting spells, trying to summon other moles? Is there a secret mole society plotting to take over the world one face at a time? I wouldn't be surprised.
The Mole Dilemma
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You ever notice how having a mole is like nature's secret decoder ring? I mean, on one hand, it's like, Hello, world! I'm unique, I've got character! But on the other hand, it's also like, Oh great, I've got my own GPS tracker for every spot on my face! It's like playing connect-the-dots, but the dots are just trying to mess with your selfies.
Mole-larious Bedtime Stories
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I was tucking my niece into bed the other night, and she said, Uncle, tell me a bedtime story. So, I spun her a tale about a brave little mole who ventured out into the world of skin and faced the great challenges of sunscreen and magnifying mirrors. She fell asleep laughing, and that's when I realized moles aren't just spots; they're mole-larious bedtime stories waiting to be told.
Mole-mates for Life
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You ever had a mole that you've considered getting rid of, but then you're like, No way, we've been through too much together? It's like having a buddy who's been there for all the awkward stages of your life. You can't just kick them to the curb; they're your mole-mates for life.
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