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The Detective
Investigating the mysterious disappearances of items attributed to the mole
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I've been trying to solve the case of the missing socks in my laundry room. My suspect? Yep, you guessed it, the mole. I mean, who else could be behind the sudden disappearance of single socks?
The Paranoid Neighbor
Suspecting the mole's activities to be part of a larger conspiracy
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I've been reading up on moles, and did you know they're distant relatives of spies? I bet the CIA is watching my garden through these little critters. I even found a mole with a tiny earpiece – probably getting instructions on where to dig next.
The Gardener
Obsessive pursuit of a flawless garden despite the mole's interference
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You know, I'm convinced the mole in my garden isn’t after insects; it's actually an art critic. Every time I plant something new, it rearranges the soil, leaving me cryptic messages like, "Your petunias lack depth.
The Environmentalist
Balancing the annoyance of mole disturbances with the need to appreciate nature
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People tell me to live in harmony with nature, but when I see the mole tunnels crisscrossing my garden, I can't help but feel like I'm hosting a tiny mole version of the Tour de France. They're just looking for the finish line.
The Mole Itself
Misunderstood mole trying to navigate its way in a human-dominated world
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I imagine moles throw underground parties, inviting all their friends, having a blast. Then one guy accidentally pops up in a garden and suddenly becomes the most wanted criminal in the neighborhood. Tough crowd.
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