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Why did Nic bring a camera to the restaurant? Because he wanted to capture the flavor!
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Why did Nic bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Nic, the Minimalist
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Nic's parents are into minimalism, you know, keeping things simple. So Nic's toys consist of a single wooden block. I asked him, What game are we playing? He looked at me dead serious and said, It's called 'Existential Crisis,' wanna join?
Nic, the Hipster Toddler
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So, this kid Nic, he's like a hipster toddler. I saw him playing with a toy truck that runs on organic, gluten-free energy. And forget diapers, this kid insists on using recycled banana peels. I tell you, he's probably already planning his first toddler TED talk.
The Adventures of a Kid Named Nic
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You ever notice how kids these days have the most unique names? I met a kid named Nic the other day. Not Nick with a 'k,' no, Nic with a 'c.' I asked his parents, Did you run out of letters, or is this a new millennial spelling bee challenge?
Nic's Playground Diplomacy
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Nic treats the playground like a United Nations summit. He negotiates swing time, mediates sandbox disputes, and even has peace talks during snack breaks. I asked him for a cookie once, and he responded with, Let's discuss the terms and conditions.
Nic, the Trendsetter
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Nic is so trendy; he's already over cartoons. He watches silent black-and-white films from the 1920s. I tried to show him a Pixar movie, and he scoffed, Colorful animations are so mainstream, grandpa.
Nic's First Art Exhibit
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Nic had his first art exhibit the other day. It was a collection of finger paintings titled Abstract Chaos. Critics called it groundbreaking, but I'm pretty sure I saw one of his masterpieces on my fridge last week.
Nic's Parenting Tips
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Nic's parents are all about unconventional parenting. They potty trained him using a flow chart and positive reinforcement. Now he won't pee unless there's a round of applause.
Nic, the Baby Philosopher
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I overheard Nic having a deep conversation with his teddy bear. He said, If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I'm just thinking, Dude, you're two years old, can we discuss the complexities of juice boxes instead?
Nic's Playdate Criteria
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Nic has strict criteria for playdates. You have to bring your own avocado toast, and if you don't discuss the latest toddler fashion trends, you're out. I brought a PB&J sandwich once, and he looked at me like I brought a relic from the dark ages.
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