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Nic's Teacher
Nic always disrupts the class with his questions, but they're so hilariously off-topic that even the teacher can't stay mad.
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Today, Nic asked me, "If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?" I told him that's a great question for the Federal Reserve, not math class. Now, I'm considering adding financial literacy to the curriculum, just for him.
Nic's Pet
Nic's pet, a talking parrot, is having an existential crisis due to Nic's deep, nonsensical questions.
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Nic's latest brain teaser: "If silence is golden, can I trade it for seeds?" Now, I'm contemplating a career change to stand-up comedy. At least then, my punchlines would make more sense.
Nic's Parent
Balancing parental pride with the constant confusion caused by Nic's peculiar inquiries.
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Nic asked me, "If time is money, does that mean ATMs are time machines?" I just hope his future self comes back to give me stock tips. Otherwise, I'm investing in confusion.
Nic's Future Self
Nic's future self, who has time-traveled to the present, is desperately trying to prevent young Nic from asking those mind-bending questions.
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Time-traveling is hard, especially when your younger self is determined to unravel the fabric of reality. I told Nic, "If you play with time, you'll end up in a temporal pickle." Now, I'm wondering if pickles are the secret to time travel.
Nic's Classmate
Nic's quirky questions make him the most interesting (and confusing) person to sit next to in class.
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Nic's brain operates on a different frequency. He asked me, "If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?" I'm just trying to figure out if I should tip myself for putting up with his existential pondering.
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