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Why did the big forehead break up with the pencil? It felt too much pressure to draw the line!
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I asked my friend with a big forehead if he believes in aliens. He said, 'Of course, they always land on my forehead first!
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I told my friend his forehead is like a billboard. He asked why. I said, 'Because it's always advertising a 'head'ache!
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I asked my friend with a big forehead if he's good at poker. He said, 'I always keep a 'poker face' because my forehead does all the bluffing!
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Why did the big forehead become a detective? It could always get to the 'fore'-front of the case!
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What did the big forehead say to the hat? 'You've got a lot to cover up!
Mind the Gap
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My forehead is like the gap between rich and poor – it just keeps getting wider. I've considered putting up a toll booth because, let's face it, anyone crossing this expanse should contribute to the maintenance.
Forehead Art Gallery
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My forehead is a work of art. I'm thinking of turning it into a gallery. I'll charge admission for people to admire the masterpieces up there, like The Mona Fivehead and Starry Night – on My Forehead.
Forehead Memoirs
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I've decided to write a memoir about my forehead. Chapter one: The Early Years – A Smooth Surface. Chapter two: The Expansion – When the Forehead Came of Age. It's going to be a bestseller – at least in the forehead literature category.
Forehead Fortune Teller
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With a forehead like mine, I've considered a career change. I'm opening a forehead fortune-telling booth. People can come, touch my forehead, and I'll predict their future based on the wrinkles. I call it Foreheadstrology. It's the next big thing!
Forehead Forecast
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My forehead is so massive, it has its own microclimate. I wake up in the morning, check the weather app, and it says, Today's forecast: sunny with a chance of forehead wrinkles.
Forehead Olympics
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I've got a forehead that's Olympic-sized. If they ever introduce a forehead Olympics, I'm a gold medalist in the 100-meter forehead dash. I'll be racing against the wind because, at this point, my forehead has its own aerodynamics.
Forehead the Explorer
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You know, my forehead is so big, I'm thinking of starting a new adventure series. Call it Forehead the Explorer. I mean, there's so much uncharted territory up here, it's practically a map of its own.
Forehead Wisdom
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They say a big forehead signifies wisdom, but I think mine has its own library. I'm just waiting for someone to come up and ask for a book recommendation. Ah, yes, the classic 'War and Forehead,' a tale of epic proportions.
Fivehead
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People call it a forehead, but mine is more like a fivehead. I've got enough space up there to rent out two parking spots. I'm just waiting for the day someone mistakes it for a billboard and tries to advertise their business.
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