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I bet people with big foreheads never get lost in a crowd. It's like having a built-in radar system. "Just follow the fivehead, and you'll find the party!
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I asked a friend with a big forehead if they've ever considered bangs to cover it up. They said, "No need. My forehead has its own gravitational pull. It keeps my hair in place.
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You know, people say having a big forehead means you have a lot of brainpower. If that's the case, my friend Dave must be a genius. I've never seen a forehead that could solve complex equations like his.
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I was watching a documentary the other day about dinosaurs, and I realized that T-Rex probably had a big forehead complex. I mean, tiny arms, huge teeth, and a billboard for a forehead – tough life for a dinosaur.
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You ever meet someone with such a colossal forehead that you feel like you need a GPS just to navigate around it? I mean, they could probably rent out advertising space up there. "This forehead brought to you by Google Maps.
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People with big foreheads must have been really good at "Guess Who?" as kids. "Does your person have a forehead that can be seen from space? Oh, I've got it – Susan!
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I was at a concert the other day, and there was a guy with a big forehead in front of me. I didn't need to see the band; I got a live, close-up view of his forehead headbanging throughout the entire show.
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I tried measuring my own forehead the other day with a tape measure. Turns out, I have a five-finger forehead. Either that or I was using the wrong tool. I should probably invest in a yardstick.
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Have you ever tried playing hide and seek with someone who has a big forehead? It's impossible. They peek out from behind a tree, and it's like their forehead is waving, saying, "Found you!
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