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You know, I was talking to my niece the other day, she's 9 years old. I asked her, "What's the meaning of life?" And you know what she said? "Well, duh, it's not to step on Legos!" I thought, "Wow, this kid's got it all figured out!" I mean, move over philosophers, we've got a 9-year-old guru in the making. Forget about deep thoughts, it's all about dodging those tiny plastic landmines in the living room!
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I asked my niece about her plans for the future, and she said, "I want to be a unicorn trainer." I didn't even know that was a career option! Forget doctors, lawyers, or astronauts; she's aiming for the mythical creature industry. I can imagine her resume now: "Successfully managed a team of unicorns, specializing in rainbow production and glitter distribution." Move over Elon Musk, we've got a new visionary in town, and she's got a unicorn-powered spaceship in mind.
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So, my niece is a negotiation expert. I tried to make her eat her broccoli, and she goes, "Uncle, let's make a deal. I eat two pieces, and you owe me one extra bedtime story." I'm like, "What? Are you running a vegetable black market at the playground or something?" I never thought I'd be outsmarted by someone in elementary school. Forget business school, just send your kids to negotiation boot camp with a bag of Brussels sprouts.
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Kids these days are so fashion-conscious, even at 9. My niece looked at my shoes and said, "Uncle, those are so last season." I'm like, "Sweetie, I didn't know Velcro was ever out of style!" She's critiquing my wardrobe like she's on some reality fashion show. Next thing you know, I'll be getting a citation for a fashion felony by a pint-sized cop in a tutu.
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