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The Bedtime Negotiator
Trying to establish a reasonable bedtime
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I tried to enforce a strict bedtime, and my daughter said, 'Dad, sleep is for old people. I read online that kids my age only need 15 minutes of sleep a night. Let's embrace the future.'
The Fashion Police Officer
Navigating the world of 9-year-old fashion choices
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I tried to buy my daughter some new clothes, and she said, 'Dad, fashion is all about expressing yourself.' Apparently, her true self is a walking rainbow with mismatched socks.
The Snack Negotiator
Balancing healthy snacks with the desire for sweets
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I tried to explain the importance of a balanced diet, and my daughter said, 'Dad, the food pyramid is outdated. It's more like a food circle, and the biggest section is for pizza.'
The Homework Struggles
Dealing with the challenges of school assignments
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I tried to explain the importance of education to my daughter, and she said, 'Dad, in the real world, nobody cares if you can diagram a sentence. They care if you can order food on a touch screen.'
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