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7-year-olds have this unique ability to turn any situation into a dramatic performance. You ask them to clean their room, and suddenly it's an Oscar-worthy act of rebellion. "I can't! It's impossible! This room is a war zone!
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Ever notice how 7-year-olds are masters of the unexpected? You take them to the grocery store, and suddenly they're playing hide and seek in the cereal aisle. "Mom, you'll never find me behind the Cocoa Puffs!
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You ever try getting a 7-year-old ready for school? It's a battle between you and the clothes, and the clothes are winning. "I don't want to wear socks! Socks are my arch-nemesis!" I didn't know socks could be so menacing.
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7-year-olds have this incredible ability to ask profound questions at the most inconvenient times. "Daddy, why is the sky blue?" Well, sweetheart, it's because the universe thought it needed a pop of color.
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7-year-olds are basically walking, talking question marks. "Mom, why do we have to sleep?" Well, kiddo, because without it, parents would just turn into cranky zombies. Trust me; you don't want that.
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You ever try explaining technology to a 7-year-old? It's like trying to teach a cat how to do algebra. "No, sweetheart, you can't fix the TV by just tapping it with a toy hammer.
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7-year-olds are like tiny philosophers. "If I can't see you, you can't see me." Well, sweetheart, if that logic worked, I'd use it on my bills and make them disappear.
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Have you ever tried negotiating with a 7-year-old? It's like having a tiny lawyer who's been watching too many courtroom dramas. "I'll go to bed early if you buy me a pony." Well, sweetheart, I can barely afford a goldfish.
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7-year-olds are like detectives with a Ph.D. in asking "Why?" You tell them it's bedtime, and suddenly you're on trial defending your case. "But why do we have to sleep when it's dark? What if I want to stay up and count stars?
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