7 A 40th Birthday Party Jokes

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Updated on: May 15 2025

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At 40, you have the right to remain silent about your age. Unfortunately, your metabolism doesn't have the same privilege!
At 40, you're not old; you're just upgraded to a more experienced model!
At 40, you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot on the first try!
Turning 40 is a lot like a software update - you don't know what's changed, but you hope it's for the better!
What's the difference between 39 and 40? The same as the difference between 'uh-oh' and 'oh no'!
I asked the 40-year-old how they stay in shape. They said, 'I get my exercise jumping to conclusions and dodging responsibilities!
What's the secret to looking 10 years younger at 40? Lying about being 50!

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