6 A 40th Birthday Party Jokes

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Updated on: May 15 2025

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I asked the 40-year-old what's the secret to staying young. They said, 'Lie about your age and eat cake - lots of cake!
Why did the 40-year-old start a band? Because they heard life is all about hitting the right notes in your 40s!
Why did the 40-year-old get a pet parrot? Because it's the only creature that can remember their youth and repeat it back to them!
Why did the 40-year-old become a gardener? Because they wanted to sow their wild oats before they turned into shredded wheat!
Why did the 40-year-old refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your knees snap, crackle, and pop!
Why did the 40-year-old book a cruise for their birthday? Because they wanted to sail smoothly into the 'fabulous 40s' without hitting any midlife icebergs!

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