6 Jokes For 9 Volt

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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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What's a 9-volt battery's favorite workout? The power surge!
I told my friend he should date a 9-volt battery. He asked why. I said, 'Because they're always positive and have great energy!
I asked my 9-volt battery for advice. It said, 'Stay positive, but don't forget to recharge!
I told my friend he should invest in 9-volt batteries. He asked, 'Why?' I said, 'They really have a positive outlook on life!
What did the 9-volt say to the AA battery? 'You're not my type; I need someone with a little more voltage!
How do 9-volt batteries stay up to date with the news? They always stay connected!

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