7 Jokes For 9 Volt

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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Why did the robot break up with the 9-volt battery? It found someone with a more electric personality!
I heard 9-volt batteries make great secret agents. They're always undercover!
Why don't 9-volt batteries ever get invited to parties? They always end up feeling a little too charged!
I accidentally spilled glue on my 9-volt battery. Now it's stuck in a positive-negative relationship!
I spilled coffee on my 9-volt battery. Now it's espresso-charged!
Why did the smartphone break up with the 9-volt battery? It couldn't handle the constant buzz!
My 9-volt battery tried to tell me a joke. It was a real shocker!

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