5 Jokes For 9 Out Of 10

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Health and Wellness Trends

The thin line between what's genuinely beneficial and what's just a fad.
Have you heard this? Apparently, 9 out of 10 people find meditation helpful. I think that 10th person is just asleep during the sessions.

Relationship Statistics

The absurdity of quantifying emotions.
You ever hear that 9 out of 10 breakups happen because of social media? I guess the remaining 10th breakup occurs because one of them started a 'We were together' fan page.

Survey Sayings

The dubious nature of generalized survey results.
Apparently, 9 out of 10 people claim they're good drivers. Ever notice how the other 10% always happen to be the ones cutting you off?

Product Guarantees

The trustworthiness of guarantees and promises.
I heard this ad saying, '9 out of 10 customers love our service.' What happened to the 10th customer, I wonder? Did they just show up for the free Wi-Fi and never leave?

The Expert's Opinion

The contrast between confidence and cluelessness.
You know, when they claim 9 out of 10 agree on something, I wonder if they're just asking the same guy nine times in different disguises.

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