4 Jokes For 9 Out Of 10

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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You know what's funny? If relationships had ratings like movies, wouldn't that be something? Imagine your friend asking about your new date, and you're like, "Oh yeah, solid 4 stars! Good storyline, a few plot holes, but the special effects were fantastic!"
And then you'd have relationship critics. "This pairing
You ever notice how everything's got a rating these days? I mean, seriously, 9 out of 10, 4 stars, 5 thumbs up—wait, who has five thumbs? Rating systems are getting out of hand. I saw a toaster the other day that proudly proclaimed it was a "9 out of 10"
You ever read product reviews online? I swear, they're more entertaining than half the movies out there. You got people reviewing a simple pen like it's the next Shakespeare. "This pen changed my life. I wrote my name with it, and suddenly, I felt like a poet!"
And then there
Have you noticed how movie ratings have changed over time? I mean, back in the day, a G-rated movie was like "Oh, it's for everyone!" Now, a G-rated movie is like finding a unicorn. It's rare, and when you find one, you're like, "Is this real life?"
And don't even

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