8 Jokes For 30 Minute

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Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose after 30 minutes!
I tried to organize a 30-minute yoga session. It was a bit of a stretch.
I asked the librarian if the library had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I checked it out in 30 minutes.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field for 30 minutes!
Why did the procrastinator decide to cook dinner? Because it only took 30 minutes to order pizza!
My computer asked me if I wanted to take a break every 30 minutes. I said no, I'm on a roll – or rather, a scroll!
I only exercise for 30 minutes a day. The other 23 and a half hours, I'm an excellent couch potato.
I tried to write a 30-minute comedy routine. It turned into a 3-hour nap.

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