6 Jokes For 30 Minute

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Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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I asked my boss if I could take a 30-minute break. He said I could, but it would be my lunch break. Fair enough.
I thought I could lose weight in 30 minutes. Then I realized it takes longer to eat a pizza.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug after 30 minutes.
Why did the tomato turn red every 30 minutes? It saw the salad dressing!
I set my alarm for 30 minutes before I have to get up, so I can hit the snooze button at least ten times. It's my daily cardio.
I spent 30 minutes last night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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