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I recently had a showdown with my microwave. You ever try to stop the microwave before it beeps? It's like a race against time. I'm in the kitchen, doing my best ninja moves, trying to hit the cancel button before it erupts into that ear-piercing symphony of beeps. And why
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Ladies and gentlemen, how's everyone doing tonight? Great to be here! You know, I was recently reflecting on the year 2018. Remember that one? Yeah, it was like the "clean" version of a year. You know, like the "PG" rating of life. I mean, in 2018, the biggest controversy was
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You ever use predictive text on your phone? Yeah, it's like my phone thinks it knows me better than I know myself. I typed "I love" and let it predict the rest. It suggested, "I love it when you get to see the same time as well." What is that,
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Let's talk about self-checkouts at the grocery store. They're like the rebellious teenagers of the checkout world. They act like they know everything, but when it comes down to it, they're just confusing and make you question your life choices. You ever try to buy alcohol at a self-checkout? It's
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