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What do you call a candidate who wears a lot of hats during the 2016 election? A multi-party candidate!
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How did the 2016 election candidate prepare for the debate? They practiced their 'electrifying' personality!
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Why did the politician bring a ladder to the 2016 election? They wanted to reach new heights in the polls!
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What's a politician's favorite bedtime story? The 2016 election results – it puts them right to sleep!
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Why did the scarecrow run for president in 2016? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a group of musical politicians from 2016? A gleelection!
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Why did the candidate start a band during the 2016 election? They wanted to play the swing states!
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What's a politician's favorite type of exercise? Running for office in 2016!
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You know, during the 2016 election, I thought I'd seen it all. But then came the debates – it was like watching a dysfunctional family argue at Thanksgiving dinner. Only this time, we were all at the table, nervously sipping our drinks, wondering if the mashed potatoes could save us from political chaos!
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You know it's a crazy election when Saturday Night Live struggles to parody it because reality is already a parody. The writers must have been sitting there going, 'How do you out-joke something that's practically a joke in itself?'
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Ah, the 2016 election – the only time in history when we wished for a meteor to hit Earth and end it all. I mean, if the dinosaurs were around for this, they'd be like, 'You guys thought a giant asteroid was bad? Try a political debate.'
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Ah, the 2016 election – the only time in history when we collectively looked at the candidates and thought, 'Is this really the best we can do?' It was like choosing a prom date between the class clown and the kid who ate glue.
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Remember the 2016 election? It's the one where we all learned the true power of a deleted email. I mean, I can't even delete a promotional email from my inbox without a sense of guilt, and here's someone deleting emails like they're clearing browser history on election night!
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During the 2016 election, I felt like I was watching a reality TV show gone terribly wrong. It was like Survivor, but instead of voting someone off the island, we were voting someone onto it – and nobody was getting any immunity idols!
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The 2016 election was like choosing between a rock and a hard place. And by rock, I mean a candidate with questionable emails, and by hard place, I mean another candidate who treats Twitter like their personal therapy session!
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The 2016 election was like a rollercoaster – terrifying, filled with unexpected twists, and by the end of it, half the people were screaming while the other half were just trying not to throw up.
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During the 2016 election, I had to check if my TV remote had a 'skip this channel' button. I mean, it was the only time I wished I could switch over to a reality show where politicians try to survive on a deserted island with nothing but their policies and a coconut named Bipartisanship.
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