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What do you call a 19-year-old who knows how to fix computers? Unsocial Media Expert.
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What's a 19-year-old's favorite subject in school? 'History,' because it's about things that happened way back in 2004!
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What's a 19-year-old's favorite kind of music? 'Rock,' because it's the age they can't avoid!
Adulting 101
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I'm 19, and I feel like I missed the memo on how to adult. They handed out pamphlets, but I was too busy trying to figure out if the mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell. Spoiler alert: It's not as useful in paying taxes.
The Odyssey of Grocery Shopping
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Navigating the grocery store at 19 is like embarking on an epic odyssey. I walk in with a list, a sense of purpose, and somehow end up in the frozen pizza aisle contemplating the meaning of life. They say never shop on an empty stomach, but at 19, every stomach is an empty stomach.
Officially Unofficial Adult
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At 19, you're officially an adult, but only in the legal sense. Mentally, I'm still at the asking for permission to go to the bathroom stage. If life was a movie, I'd be that awkward character in the background trying to figure out how to use a can opener.
Adulthood Starter Pack
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Being 19 is like getting the Adulthood Starter Pack, but they forgot to include the instruction manual. I've got bills to pay, decisions to make, and the only thing I've mastered is ordering takeout. If adulting were a game, I'd be stuck on the tutorial level.
The Real Superpower
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At 19, I discovered my real superpower – the ability to procrastinate until the last possible moment and still somehow get things done. If only I could put that on my resume: Can meet deadlines under extreme stress and minimal effort.
Surviving the Teenage Apocalypse
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Being 19 is like surviving the teenage apocalypse. I made it through high school, but now I'm navigating this post-apocalyptic world of bills, responsibilities, and the horrifying realization that my metabolism is slowing down. I miss the days when my biggest concern was a pop quiz.
Wisdom of a Teen Elder
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I may be 19, but in my friend group, that makes me the wise elder dispensing profound advice like, Always double-check if you have your keys before slamming the door. It's the kind of wisdom that comes from experience, and by experience, I mean locking myself out for the umpteenth time.
The Struggle is Real
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You ever try explaining your problems as a 19-year-old to someone older? It's like complaining about a papercut to someone who survived a lion attack. I can't decide on a major, I say, and they're like, I fought in the Great College Major War of '75.
Aging in Reverse
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You know you're 19 when going to bed at 9 PM is considered a wild night out, and waking up without any back pain is a miracle. I'm like Benjamin Button, aging in reverse – my bedtime is getting earlier, and my understanding of TikTok is getting worse.
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