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You ever notice how 19-year-olds can memorize the lyrics to a 3-hour rap album but struggle to remember where they put their car keys? It's like their brains have a selective memory filter.
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Being 19 is like being the intern of life. You're eager, you're excited, and you're constantly being asked to fetch coffee for the universe.
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19-year-olds are experts at taking selfies, but ask them to take a proper photo for your family Christmas card, and suddenly they forget how to operate a camera. It's like they have a secret pact with blurry photos.
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Being 19 is like having one foot in adulthood and the other in childhood. It's like trying to do the cha-cha with your responsibilities but occasionally tripping over your Lego collection.
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At 19, you're at that stage where you think staying up until 4 AM is cool. Fast forward a few years, and staying up until 4 AM means you're either binge-watching a show or your kid has a stomachache.
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19-year-olds are the kings and queens of making decisions based on coin flips. "Heads, I study for the exam. Tails, I watch cat videos on YouTube." It's a foolproof strategy... or not.
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You ever notice how 19-year-olds have this incredible ability to survive on a diet of instant noodles and energy drinks? I mean, they practically have a master's degree in microwaving.
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19-year-olds have the unique ability to sleep through an earthquake, but the mere sound of a text notification will wake them up faster than an alarm clock. It's like they have a built-in "Emergency Instagram Update" sensor.
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19-year-olds are like human GPS devices, but only for finding the best late-night fast food joints. They can navigate the city at 2 AM better than Google Maps.
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