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Why did the prosthetic leg break up with its partner? It couldn't 'stand' the relationship!
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I saw a store selling prosthetic legs with a 'buy one, get one free' offer. It was quite a 'limb-itless' deal!
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Why did the prosthetic leg cross the road? To 'hobble' on the other side!
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Why did the prosthetic leg go to school? Because it wanted to improve its 'stand'-ing!
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Why was the prosthetic leg always calm and collected? It had good 'foot'-ing!
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Why did the inventor of the prosthetic leg win an award? Because they really stepped up!
Dance-Off Duel
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She challenged me to a dance-off once. I thought I had it in the bag until she pulled out the leg spins. I didn't even know that was a thing! It was like battling against a breakdancing Terminator.
Leg Day Excuse
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My girlfriend with the prosthetic leg hates leg day at the gym. She's like, Oh no, I can't do squats today, I'm already one step ahead! I guess that's a leg up on the fitness game.
Bionic Boogie
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You know, I recently dated someone with a prosthetic leg. It was like dating a superhero. I mean, she could kick my butt and still dance better than me. She had the bionic boogie down!
Airport Security Showdown
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Traveling with her was always interesting. Airport security would look at the X-ray and be like, Ma'am, we need you to step aside. Your leg seems to be packing more metal than the Terminator's arm.
The Great Escape
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We were at a party, and she accidentally left her prosthetic leg behind. I said, Don't worry, babe, we'll find it. Just follow the trail of people doing the robot dance!
Discount Footwear
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I took her shoe shopping once, and I thought, Hey, with only one leg, you must save a fortune on shoes! Turns out, prosthetic feet are like the Ferraris of the footwear world—expensive and they still don't come in my size.
Sneaky Advantage
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She always had this sneaky advantage in hide-and-seek. She'd just detach her leg, hide it somewhere, and no one could ever find her. It was like playing hide-and-seek with a magician.
Legends of the Lost Sock
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We used to argue about the missing sock mystery in our laundry until one day, her prosthetic leg revealed its secret. Turns out, the washing machine had a taste for prosthetic toes. We called it the legends of the lost sock... and leg.
Breaking the Ice
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The first time we met, I accidentally bumped into her, and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was so embarrassed, but she just looked at me and said, Well, that's one way to break the ice on a first date!
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