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I tried to imagine a world where everyone had a prosthetic leg. I guess it would be a lot easier to find your shoes in the morning, but imagine the chaos during a game of musical chairs!
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I saw a sign outside a store the other day that said, "Buy one, get one free!" And I thought, "Great, prosthetic legs on sale! Just what I've always wanted – a spare!
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I recently met someone who lost a leg in an accident. He said he's saving a fortune on socks. I mean, think about it, half the laundry, half the cost!
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I was watching a marathon on TV, and they showed a runner with a prosthetic leg. I couldn't help but wonder if he ever thinks, "Why did I sign up for this? I could've just walked!
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You know, I was at the gym the other day, and I saw a guy with a prosthetic leg on the treadmill next to me. I couldn't help but think, "Man, talk about taking 'running on spare parts' to a whole new level!
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You know, they have those "take a penny, leave a penny" trays at convenience stores. I wonder if there's a similar system for prosthetic legs. "Lost a leg? Grab one! Have an extra? Just drop it off!
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I heard about a guy who lost his prosthetic leg while skydiving. Talk about a "falling with style" moment! I bet he felt like Woody from Toy Story, just without the happy ending.
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I was at a party, and a guy with a prosthetic leg started breakdancing. He was really good, but every time he spun on the floor, I couldn't help but think, "Now that's a twist on the phrase 'break a leg'!
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You know, they say one man's trash is another man's treasure. But I bet the guy who lost his prosthetic leg at the beach wasn't thrilled when someone shouted, "Hey, look! A flipper!
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