7 Jokes About Property Management

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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What's a property manager's favorite movie? 'The Tenant-sion of the Lease.' It's a real thriller!
What's a property manager's favorite game? Monopoly, because it's all about buying, selling, and hoping you don't land on Boardwalk!
What did the property manager say to the tenant who couldn't pay rent? 'Looks like your budget needs some 're-structuring'!
I asked my property manager if I could have a party. He said, 'Sure, just keep the noise level below 'lease'-breaking!
What did the property manager say to the tenant who painted their apartment bright pink? 'You really know how to add some 'hue'mor to the neighborhood!
I told my friend I wanted to be a property manager. He said, 'That's a lot of responsibility.' I replied, 'Well, I'm ready to 'land' the job!
Why did the property manager go to therapy? They had too many 'issues' with tenants!

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