5+ Best One Liners Jokes About property management

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My property manager said I need to improve my 'property IQ.' I didn't have the heart to tell him I thought IQ stood for 'Inquiry about Quarters.

My property manager told me I need to 'elevate' the curb appeal. I guess they want me to take my gardening skills to new 'heights'!

My property manager told me to think of my rental property like a garden. I just hope I don't have any 'bad seeds' for tenants!

I asked my property manager if I could have a pet elephant. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's a 'trunk'-free property!

I told my property manager I wanted a smart home. He handed me a mirror and said, 'There you go, now it's a genius property!

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