5 Profile Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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The Pet Lover Profile

When your dating profile is all about your furry friends
Posted a pic of me and my pet fish with the caption, "Looking for someone to swim into my heart." Apparently, fish puns don't reel in dates.

The Minimalist Profile

Trying to create a profile with the bare minimum
My profile is so minimalist; I just listed my hobbies as breathing and blinking. I've had matches ask if I'm even real or just a bot with a good sense of humor.

The Adventure Seeker Profile

Portraying an adventurous lifestyle when you're a couch potato
Put on my profile, "I live for the adrenaline rush of extreme sports." In reality, I get a rush from successfully microwaving popcorn without burning it.

The Overly Detailed Profile

Trying to make a dating profile super detailed
I described my ideal date as "someone who doesn't mind me correcting their grammar." Now I'm single, surrounded by dictionaries, and no one wants to go out with me.

The Foodie Profile

Describing your life through a food lens
My profile says, "Looking for someone to share my fries." I'm still single, but I've never been so emotionally attached to a side dish.

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