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Why did the Prius apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a 'roll' model!
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Why did the Prius apply for a job in the comedy club? It wanted to have a 'charged' career!
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Why did the Prius bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a hybrid between a car and a step stool!
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Why did the Prius start a band? It wanted to make eco-friendly music – no gas involved!
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Why did the Prius start doing stand-up comedy? It wanted to charge up the audience with laughter!
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What do you get when you cross a Prius with a kangaroo? A hop-scotch hybrid!
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Owning a Prius is like being in a committed relationship with a car. It demands attention, it's sensitive to your driving habits, and if you forget to plug it in, it gives you the silent treatment. Prius, the car that's also your passive-aggressive life coach.
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I'm convinced that the Prius was designed by introverts for introverts. It's the only car that allows you to avoid small talk at the gas station. Just silently plug in, wait for the judgmental stares, and zoom away in electric serenity. The dream introvert-mobile!
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You ever notice how Prius owners always have that look of superiority? It's like they have a secret society where they meet to discuss how many trees they've hugged that week. I bet their handshakes involve a high five and a leaf exchange.
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Prius drivers are the real environmental activists. We're out there on the road, silently protesting gas-guzzlers and breaking the sound barrier at a modest 65 mph. Who needs a protest sign when you have a bumper sticker that says 'I brake for sustainability'?
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I love my Prius because it's the only car that makes you question your existence every time you forget to turn it off. You hear the engine stop, and suddenly you're having an existential crisis in the parking lot. 'Did I just kill the planet or just my car battery?'
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The Prius, the only car that lets you brag about saving the environment while silently judging everyone else's carbon footprint. It's like the vehicular equivalent of a smug yoga instructor.
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I drive a Prius because I like to live life on the edge... of the speed limit. Seriously, I've never felt more rebellious going 55 in a 65 zone. Call me a speed demon, but I'm saving gas while doing it!
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I recently got a Prius, and now I have a new hobby: hypermiling. For those who don't know, hypermiling is the art of driving as slow as possible without causing a traffic jam. It's not road rage; it's road meditation.
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You know you're a Prius owner when you start considering the wind direction in your daily commute. 'Hmm, if I go south instead of north, I might catch a tailwind and save a teaspoon of gas. Mother Nature's little gas station strategy.'
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