6 Jokes For Prius

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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What do you call a Prius that's feeling down? A low-emission vehicle.

My friend tried to race me in his Prius. I said, 'Sure, but I hope you brought a good book.

What's a Prius's favorite dance move? The electric slide!

What's a Prius's favorite movie genre? Shockumentaries!

What do you call a Prius that's always late? Tardy Hybrid!

Why did the Prius break up with its partner? They had too many 'hybrid' differences.

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