17 Jokes About Printers

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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Why did the printer go to therapy? It had too many paper issues!
Why do printers never get into arguments? They always try to stay out of paper disputes!
Why did the printer apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make crisp prints!
Why was the printer always so calm? It had great resolution!
Why do printers never play hide and seek? They always get caught in a jam!
What's a printer's favorite dance move? The paper shuffle!
Why did the printer take up gardening? It wanted to grow paper trails!

Stuck in the Matrix

Ever watch a printer in action? It's like it's downloading the entire Matrix one pixel at a time. I half expect Keanu Reeves to jump out and ask, You need help with that?

Eco-Unfriendly

Printers have this magical ability to make you feel guilty about killing trees, even when you're printing out a salad recipe. Are you sure about this? it whispers, judgingly.

The Secret Language

Ever try reading the error messages on a printer? It's like deciphering hieroglyphics. Error 404: Paper sacrifice required for the gods of ink.

Print and Perish

The only thing scarier than a paper jam at midnight is realizing you forgot to save your work. Printers are the modern-day Sirens; they lure you in with promises and leave you stranded in a sea of frustration.

Ink-credible Pricing

I tried to buy ink for my printer the other day. The price was so high, I thought I was investing in a limited edition Picasso! I just wanted to print a cat meme, not own a piece of art.

WiFi Woes

My printer's idea of a wireless connection is the same as my grandpa's: Yell louder; maybe it'll hear you. I'm waiting for the day it asks me to fax a pigeon.

Printers Gone Wild

You ever notice how printers have a PhD in drama? They're like: Oh, you want to print a document? How about I eat the paper instead?

Spook-tastic Surprises

Why is it that printers only jam when you're printing something super important? I swear, it's like they have a sixth sense for deadlines and enjoy watching us squirm.

Tech Support Torture

I called tech support about my printer once. They said, Have you tried turning it off and on again? I said, Yeah, but now it's just giving me the silent treatment.

Paper Trail Troubles

Printers are the only machines that can make you feel like you're on a treasure hunt in your own office. Print this document, they said. But first, let me give you a scavenger hunt for ink.

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