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Have you ever noticed that the progress bar on printers is the slowest form of time travel? You hit 'print,' and suddenly you're transported to an alternate dimension where minutes feel like hours, and impatience becomes an art form.
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Printers are the only devices that can turn a peaceful home into a battlefield. You innocently suggest printing something, and suddenly everyone in the house has an opinion on paper quality, ink levels, and the proper way to load the tray.
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I've come to the conclusion that printers are the Zen masters of confusion. They have a knack for turning a straightforward task into a philosophical journey. "What is the sound of one printer jamming?" That's a question I never wanted the answer to.
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Printers are the only technology that can make you question your sanity within seconds. One minute you're calmly hitting 'print,' and the next, you're on the floor, whispering sweet apologies to the paper-eating monster.
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You know, printers are like modern-day sorcerers. You send them a document, and they decide whether to grant your wish or just cast a spell of paper jams and ink shortages.
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I think printers have a secret union where they discuss the best times to run out of ink. "Let's wait until they're printing the boarding pass for a flight in 10 minutes. That'll spice up their day.
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Printers are like the procrastinators of the office. They wait until you desperately need that document for a meeting, and that's when they decide to take a spontaneous vacation or engage in some paper acrobatics.
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Printers have this incredible ability to sense urgency. The quieter you try to be while printing that important document, the louder the printer becomes, announcing to the world that you're in a hurry.
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Ever notice how printers seem to have a sixth sense? You try to print a single page, and suddenly it's on a mission to consume an entire rainforest. "Oh, you wanted one page? Sorry, I thought you said 100.
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