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Now, let's talk about principles and technology. We live in a world where technology advances faster than my ability to understand it. I mean, I've got principles about technology. Like, "I won't buy a new phone until my current one has more cracks than a sidewalk." It's not about being
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You ever notice how people talk about principles like they're the Holy Grail of decision-making? Like, "I live by my principles!" Well, I've got news for you—I once tried to live by the principle of never eating carbs after 6 PM. Lasted about as long as a snowflake in July.
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Workplaces love throwing around principles, too. They have mission statements, values, and principles posted on the wall. It's like they're trying to brainwash us into thinking we're part of a secret organization with a code of ethics. Meanwhile, we're just trying to figure out who keeps stealing our lunch from
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Let's talk about relationships and principles. They tell you that communication is the key to a healthy relationship. Well, my girlfriend communicates by leaving Post-it notes on the fridge. Last week, she left one that said, "We need to talk." I thought I was in trouble. Turns out, we just
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