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I heard the school principle is a great dancer. He has excellent principles of movement!
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What's the principle's favorite type of music? Classical, of course – he loves the sound of principles!
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What did the principle say to the student who forgot their lunch? 'No principles, no food – it's a golden rule!
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Why did the principle go to school early? Because he wanted to be ahead of the curve!
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Why did the math book consult the school principle? It needed to work on its problems!
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What's the principle's favorite type of vacation? A trip to the beach to catch some waves and principles!
Principle Parenting
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Principles in parenting? Oh, it's like saying you'll only feed your kids organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan food, and then you find them eating dirt in the backyard. Well, it's nature's gluten-free, right?
School Principles
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Remember in school when they'd talk about the principles of mathematics, and you'd think, Great, another principle I won't remember, but hey, at least I know how to calculate the tip on my pizza delivery. Priorities, right?
The Principle of Self-care
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People talk about self-care like it's some divine principle. But let's be honest, sometimes self-care is just eating ice cream straight from the tub at 2 AM, watching cat videos, and forgetting you had responsibilities for a hot minute. Ah, the principle of 'I don't give a care'.
The Principle of the Matter
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You ever notice how principles are like that one friend who always wants to split the bill evenly, even if they only had a salad and you had three appetizers, two mains, and a dessert? Principles, man! They're like the moral compass we never asked for but always get a lecture about.
Office Principles
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You know you're in a fancy office when the principles of the company are framed on the wall. But let's be real, half the employees can't even find the coffee machine, let alone remember the company's mission statement. Yeah, we're all about integrity and teamwork... after our third cup of coffee.
Culinary Principles
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Ever try to follow culinary principles in the kitchen? Season to taste, they say. Well, if my 'taste' was any indication, my dinner guests would be running to the nearest fast-food joint. Ah, the principle of 'salty surprise'.
The Principle of Saving
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Everyone talks about saving money like it's a life principle. But then you walk past that store window, see those shiny new shoes, and suddenly, the principle of 'future savings' turns into the principle of 'instant happiness'. Who needs retirement when you can have style?
The Gym Principle
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Ever go to the gym and see those motivational posters about hard work and dedication? Then you look down at your treadmill setting and realize you've been walking for 20 minutes at a speed that's slower than a grandma on a Sunday stroll. Ah, the principle of 'I showed up, didn't I?'
Dating Principles
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Dating in the modern world? It's like navigating a minefield of principles. I believe in honesty, she says, while swiping left on someone who admitted they still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings. Come on, that's just a timeless tradition!
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