bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the birthday present apply for a job? It wanted to work on its wrapping skills!
0
0
I got my friend a puzzle for his birthday. I hope he pieces it together!
0
0
Why did the gift break up with the wrapping paper? It felt too suffocated!
0
0
What did the birthday present say to the party decorations? You really know how to throw a wrap party!
0
0
Why did the present bring a ladder to the birthday party? To reach new heights of excitement!
0
0
Why did the birthday gift go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!
The Present
0
0
You ever get a present that's like a pun? It's a gift that's so bad, you just have to laugh and pretend you appreciate the effort. Yeah, I love these socks with toes! Now, I just need 5 more pairs to outfit the whole family!
The Present
0
0
Gift-giving is a gamble. It's like playing Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, it's the possibility of receiving a ceramic frog collection. Who knew Great Aunt Edna was so passionate about amphibians?
The Present
0
0
Receiving a present is like unboxing a surprise package from the universe. Sometimes it's a cosmic 'aha' moment, and other times it's just a reminder that your friends know you as well as your junk mail does.
The Present
0
0
Getting a present is like being on a blind date. You're nervously excited until you unwrap it and realize it's a sweater that's as awkward as the conversation with your date.
The Present
0
0
Getting a present is like a surprise test in school. You open it up hoping for an 'A+' gift, but sometimes you end up with a 'C-' in the form of a fruitcake. Thanks for the re-gift, Aunt Mildred!
The Present
0
0
You ever get a present that's the equivalent of a cliffhanger in a TV show? It's exciting until you open it and find out the story ends with a cheese-of-the-month subscription.
The Present
0
0
Getting a present is like playing a game of charades. You unwrap it, try to decipher it, and when you finally figure it out, you've mastered the art of saying Oh, you shouldn't have... without actually meaning it.
The Present
0
0
Ever received a present so confusing, you're not sure if it's a gift or a hint? Yeah, Dad, I totally needed a book on How to Adult for my birthday. Very subtle.
The Present
0
0
You know what's hilarious about presents? They're like emotional mood rings. The size of the smile you fake when opening it determines your acting skills for the rest of the day.
Post a Comment