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Why did the Prescott forget its keys? Because it got locked out of its memory banks!
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Why was the Prescott always in demand? It had a stellar processing reputation, it was processor-fied!
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What did the Prescott say to the procrastinating coder? 'Don't delay, byte today!
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What did the Prescott say when asked about multitasking? 'I'm a pro-cram-mer!
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What did the Prescott say to the overheating laptop? 'You need to keep your cool like me - I'm ice-cold!
Prescott’s Cooking Show
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Tried watching Prescott's cooking show the other day. Thought he was making dough but turns out he was just explaining compound interest. Made a sandwich out of regret.
Prescott’s Bedtime Stories
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You ever hear about Prescott's bedtime stories? Yeah, they're just him reading the tax code to his kids. By the end, even the sandman is like, Nah, I'm good.
Prescott's Halloween Costume
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Prescott dressed up for Halloween as a budget analyst. His idea of a scare? Showing everyone his 10-year fiscal forecast. Even the ghosts were terrified.
Prescott’s Love Life
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You know how Prescott flirts? He tells people he's open to negotiations. Last time he tried that, his date asked for a better deal.
Prescott's Vacation Spots
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Prescott’s favorite vacation spots? Places with high yield savings accounts. Sun, sand, and compound interest. Sounds like a party!
Prescott's Game Night
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Played Monopoly with Prescott. He turned it into a budgeting seminar. Every time I landed on Boardwalk, he handed me a 1099 form. Bankruptcy never felt so educational.
Prescott's Pet Peeve
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Prescott's pet peeve? People who don’t appreciate a good spreadsheet. Tried showing him a pie chart once, he thought it was dessert.
Prescott's Romantic Getaways
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Prescott went on a romantic getaway once. Booked a room with a view of the fiscal cliff. Let's just say, sparks weren’t the only thing plummeting that night.
Prescott's Workout Routine
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Heard about Prescott's workout routine? He does 10 reps of fiscal responsibility, followed by 5 sets of budget cuts. No wonder he's always breaking a sweat.
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